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12/23/2014 1:48:47 PM
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Greg the homeless dreg

This year while you are sleeping in your tower suites bathing in glimmer and awoken betches, please spare a thought for those less fortunate. Meet Greg the homeless Dreg. Like many other Fallen he spend his days roaming around the Cosmodrome, looking for anything to eat. He explains his plight "I volunteered with the other Fallen to come to earth, thinking we'd be in vegas, but no it's bldy Chernobyl, I wanted to live in Caesar's. They said there would be jobs, but no one can get a job. It’s hard and we have to sleep in a rusty old Plane. There was a nice little room that some of us used to live in, but a Hive Knight and his friends kicked us out, as we couldn’t afford the rent. What's worse is I get shot at every day when I'm trying to collect Spinmetal for my family and then they steal it. What are we going to eat?". He also disputed guardian propaganda that the fallen are invading earth. “We all live in one square mile in the worst part of Russia you can imagine and that’s up against stiff competition. I can’t even get Netflix out here. Have you ever seen fallen anywhere else on earth?” Life has been made worse by persistent guardian attacks. Especially to the Spider Walker farming project “The guardian’s call them Devil walkers, this is a sick joke. We keep on dropping them in to fertilise the fields, but they keep on blowing them up. That’s another week without food for some of us”. Then while we were doing this interview some devastating news hit us. His wife Vivienne the Vandal and his children had been murdered “She was out taking the kids to the old skywatch to look at the rusty cars and then three guardians appeared out of nowhere shot her and the kids in the head, robbed their engrams and glimmer and sped off before anyone could get their bikes licence plates. She was a level 6 and they were 31’s, she didn’t stand a chance. I’m sorry I need to be alone?”. Now for Greg the Cosmodrome is a lonely place. He just spends his days wondering around the broken planes, a broken Dreg himself. Please sponsor a Dreg this Christmas and help Greg get himself a new hot Awoken Wife, it’s what Vivienne would have wanted.

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  • Another sad tale... Paul the Thrall. He just sits around depressed in the lunar complex. Guardians always pass him by. He never really minded... Until now of course. Guardians radars are constantly picking him up, and when Paul makes contacts he always gets shot at.. Poor Paul he just wants to make peace. It's no wonder he calls for what few friends he has. All suicidal sadly. Some even kill the other. No wonder Paul is so sad. His friends all die before him. Let's take some time to help the darkness that has a little light in them.

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