Xur's obviously Destiny's Santa Clause. So he's running late cause the developers forgot to make a reindeer for him so he rolled RNGs for both console servers and now he's tripping on Atheons Timeframe and Crota's End exploit which hit him all at once.
First time relic holder so it's gonna take him time either end...
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Xur won't be here till Saturday, he got loaded at the Christmas party, tore up!