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Edited by Hypnoticbigmac2:
12/28/2014 5:40:19 AM
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Exotic Weapon Virginity?
I wanna know how everyone lost their exotic weapon virginity. for me, though I am ashamed, it was universal remote in my first nightfall ever.
Edit* guys were almost at 150 responses! Let's keep it going!
Edit* Oh my goodness guys, almost 400. Would make my Christmas if this post made 500. I appreciate all the stories!
Edit* Just hit 1000. Amazing, love your stories guys.:]
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Gjallarhorn
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Hardlight. Love it to this day despite the many that hate it.
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Invective
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Was Monte Carlo for me!
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Patience and Time. From a legendary engram. It dropped during patrol missions on cosmodrome during the first week the game was out.
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Patience and Time. Random legendary engram turned exotic from the days of the loot cave. Memories.
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Bad Juju... (Pre-patch)
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I got hardlight in my first VOG
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Thunder Lord:Nightfall
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Ice breaker broke my ice
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Red death even tho I don't use it I just had to upgrade it since it was my first ever exotic drop
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9 RepliesI still remember when my innocence was lost to the exotic weapon. It was a cool autumn night, I stared at the stars high above the tower, pondering what lay out there in the universe, and there, next to me, was xur. I cannot remember his face, but I remember those sweet nothings he whispered in my ear. "Give me your strange coins" he said "and I will show you wonders beyond belief" Then he revealed to me, the beautiful icebreaker, which appeared to glow with its yellow background. "Yes!" I cried in pleasure "take my strange coins! I give it all to you! Let me feel the icebreaker In my hands! Let me have it all!" I did not now, this day would change me forever. I still remember that night with longing. Xur still gives me chills each time I see him, shrouded in his mystery. I still give him my coins to receive that sweet nectar of exotics that I crave. But it will never compare to that first time... Never
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My first exotic was from my first hard VOG and was the vex. Still only got two exotics but vex is one of them.
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Hardlight before I really even knew what exotics were
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2 RepliesI got brutally -blam!- by the red death up the ass. Got it 4x My Very first VoG Run, 1st And most annoying exotic for me
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Mine was pocket infinity. So my loss of virginity was never ending.
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3 RepliesFirst ever VOG on hard got vex
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Invective bounty.
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Invective. Most beautiful thing
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Thorn. It was a magical moment.
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2 RepliesThe Thunderlord, as a reward from the Archon Priest Nightfall Strike.
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1 ReplyIce Breaker in my first purple engram
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Well I opened my Ass to my first ever nightfall and got patience and time shoved up in there. Then the same day I got the mythoclass to pleasure me without a condom. Damn I'm a slut.
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Bad juju with the 15 round mag...man o man fun times
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invective bounty
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I got the suros from a crucible match while i was doing the crucible part for the thorn bounty.
