I still remember when my innocence was lost to the exotic weapon. It was a cool autumn night, I stared at the stars high above the tower, pondering what lay out there in the universe, and there, next to me, was xur.
I cannot remember his face, but I remember those sweet nothings he whispered in my ear.
"Give me your strange coins" he said "and I will show you wonders beyond belief"
Then he revealed to me, the beautiful icebreaker, which appeared to glow with its yellow background.
"Yes!" I cried in pleasure "take my strange coins! I give it all to you! Let me feel the icebreaker In my hands! Let me have it all!"
I did not now, this day would change me forever. I still remember that night with longing. Xur still gives me chills each time I see him, shrouded in his mystery. I still give him my coins to receive that sweet nectar of exotics that I crave. But it will never compare to that first time... Never
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How he tempts me yet again
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I got worried after reading this that it would turn into an erotic exotic fantasy.
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You should probably get tested man. You see those tentacles growing out of his face? But awesome post nonetheless. Haha
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Best reply ever. amazing.
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Xur is love. Xur is life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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What. The. Hell. He gave me an engram >.>
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You should probably get that checked...
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Nah. Too much work.
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