My friend and I were eating lunch:
Friend: *says something sarcastic about some kid passing by*
Kid: "Ya know, when my dad gets outta prison he's gonna beat you up!"
Friend and I: *start cracking up and laughing in hilarity for the next 5 minutes*
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Omg that kid knows nothing about law and justice[spoiler]and parole/criminal record [/spoiler]