If God isn't real, then how come all the planets in the solar system are named after him?
Checkmate Atheists
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If the flying spaghetti monster isn't real, then how come all the planets are shaped like meatballs? Christians-0 Atheists-0 Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster-1
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If God isn't real then how did I make your mom scream oh god over and over again for three hours last night?
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Checkmate Atheist is now Checkmatheist
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*spits popcorn out*
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Atheist mate check
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Ha. I know this is bait but I'm compelled to rebuttle. God dam it. They don't actually have names it's just what we used to distinguish them apart form one another. Also that would imply Ancient Greek and Roman gods are real while nothing else is real. And schools find it necessary to discredit that religion even though they aren't aloud to talk about others like Christianity or Judaism.
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You do know who named the planets right?
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