Microsoft is an American company. Americans drink cow milk instead of goats milk, -blam!- said cowz. 
By purchasing an xbox you are inadvertently supporting the -blam!- of cows everywhere.
Everybody I know with an xbox with from here on out be referred to as cow rapists.
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	1 ReplyCows have 4 legs. Lizards have 4 legs. Cows eat grass which is green, lizards are green. A cow denied me a service once. Lizard squad deny my PSN service. Cows and Hindus are lizard squad confirmed.
 
										 
					 
		    