Bet you can't. You can't prove that you're really you.
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Stop using the argument "I think, therefore I am." argument. It does not present facts.
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1000 posts and still no proof. C'mon Flood!
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Stop asking me to prove [i]my[/i] existence. That's not the point of this thread.
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I know that there are actual theories and beliefs that we are all(or, more correctly, one or a handful of us) just an intelligence and everything else is a projection in a dream state. This argument that I have used in no way represents my views or beliefs.
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Skype.
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I don't exist, neither does anybody posting on this thread. Face the cold, hard truth. You are alone and you will forever be alone. No one else has the ability to think or process ideas like you do. You are truly unique. We are all just mindless puppets, the only significance we will ever have is determining what happens to you. The world entirely revolves around you, you are the most important person that has or will ever live. We must all bow down to you.
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Boom I just did [spoiler]Mind blown :O[/spoiler]
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If I wasn't real I would be in your imagination and you would know what I look like.
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Let me sh!t on your face and then tell me I'm not real.
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I'm a firm nipple.
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I just posted this
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Impossible, this has to be assumed. I think I exist, and since I can only view the world from my subjective viewpoint it hardly matters whether this is the true reality. It's the only one I have so I might as well treat it as such.
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How can I not be real if your eyes aren't real
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Find my secret thread and post in it to win
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You are a lie. Our minds have finally realized that there is nothing to keep our thoughts moving forward, and are trying desperately to grasp onto some "proof" in order to maintain their sense of self, and therefore their existence.
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Also, while we may not be able to prove our own existence, since we can be written off as your imagination, one [i]can [/i]prove their own existence to themselves. The saying "i think, therefore i am" works, because the fact that you can recognize your own thoughts (self awareness), means that there is at the very least a Consciousness to think of those thoughts. This consciousness is all that can be proven with that statement, but that consciousness is also all you are. Wether you have a body or not is irrelevant, as "[i]You[/i]" is an entity, defined only by the parameters that can be recognized as it.
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Reasons...therefore I exist
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Morgan freeman
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The matrix
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Have you ever ridden a giant salamander into a whirlpool in the middle of a red desert to see if it was actually a black hole and Will Ferrell is actually God and not Morgan Freeman?
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I aint gonna do it
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I blew you yesterday, is that not enough proof bb?
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Does Nutella have a chocolate taste?
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Uh well um..... Shit
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There is no way for me to prove to you I'm real kuz the only thing you truly know is that you exist everything else is just your perception
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I'm not real
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Because gotham needs me
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How could I comment if I don't exist. Can something make a comment if I don't exist?
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I don't do drugs. I are drugs