So today I woke up from a... very special kind of dream and found myself sneaking over to the bathroom like Sam Fisher. What's that sound from the kitchen? I better be careful so she doesn't know I'm there. Right then I got a call. It was Black Eagle.
[i]"This is Red 1. Got something for me, Black Eagle?" [/i]
[i]"Red 1, I'm looking at the radar and I don't see any signs of movement. It should be a straight shot to the bathroom but proceed with caution. We don't know what to expect." [/i]
[i]"Roger, Black Eagle. Over and out!"[/i]
I crouch down and make 4 paces forward. If I can just make it-
From downstairs - [i]"What was that sound? I heard something!"
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[i]"Careful, Red 1. If you make too much noise she'll come to investigate." [/i]
I slow down my pace. [i]"Probably nothing." [/i]
[i]"Good work, Red 1!" [/i]
I hear the pitter-patter of paw against hardwood. The sound's getting louder!
[i]"Red 1, it's the dog - Buddy! I repeat, Buddy is coming up the stairs"[/i]
[i]"Ahh!"[/i] I manage to squeeze myself under the end table. When the dog passes by, he never even knew I was there. SUCCESS!
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"Excellent work, Red 1! But be careful. There's a guy watching out an observation window up ahead!" [/i]
[i]"Oh shoot!" [/i]
I hug the wall and stay low. I shimmy across the wall and manage to stay out of sight.
[i]"Good job, Red 1! It's just 10 more yards and we're home free!" [/i]
Just then the sound of slurping stops. Oh no, the dog's done with the water bowl!
[i]"Get out of there, Red 1!" [/i]
I high-tail it into the bathroom, slamming shut the door behind me. YESSS!! I throw my fists at the air a few times. Now nobody will ever know!
[i]"Uh... Red 1, you forgot the towel."[/i]
*[b]DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNN[/b]*
And after that moment, I'll never be the same.
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#thestruggle
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I deserve a box.
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10/10 would watch as a movie