Plz halp guyz. Virgins a need to be sacrificed.
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Wait... I suggested the 69 virgins in that deleted user thread. Me and Abbadon must think alike, I'm so proud! *wipes away single tear*
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Yourself included?
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They are so much fun, it's like rocket surgery but for ducks
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Wtf...
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We shall use flamethrowers
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Castration heals the soul. And refills the food store
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Satan is my hero
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Number 280.
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Holy shit
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It is almost time to act
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Half of a third of the way there.
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Ooh I love castration
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Will I be spared from satans wrath
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I am so confused
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You mentioned goat horns. Will we scoop out their eyes first?
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Satan also
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Where shall we find the goats?
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That is a lot of -blam!-ing goats
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Lots of -blam!-ing goes on today
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Can I meet Santa as well?
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Where do you plan on finding said virgins?
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There is no Satan.
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Or shall we impale them and then use the goat horns as instruments?
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Obey Satan
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Or summon demons to do the bidding?