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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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FishBlues [b]Symptoms:[/b] your tears smell like fish. [b]no treatments[/b]
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2 RepliesSymptoms: people with PhantomBeast syndrome suffer extreme social anxiety causing them to become seclude. Some do not interact with other people for years at a time. If suddenly thrust into a social situation without warning they will become extremely hostile to physical contact. Treatment: Constantly talking to people to over come the anxiety
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Edited by southbysouthwest: 1/6/2015 10:32:58 PMStupidKiller101 Symptoms: The infected kill people that armrest stupid in stupid ways Cure: They have to get rekt m8
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HamIcing is a mental disorder that makes the brain think ham is icing and icing is ham. Treatment is not eating either of those foods.
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When you get Caboose you become an Idiot for life no cures will ever be discovered
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Edited by saltymcsaltman: 1/6/2015 3:33:58 PM[b]saltymcsaltman syndrome[/b] you get easily agitated and have a unhealthy craving for fast food. [b]treatment[/b] no known cure. [spoiler]salt op plox nerf.[/spoiler]
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One stage of good flunky is messing up all of the time and slight mental retardation.
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Mine is a real disease, its synethsisia the blending of the senses. I 'suffered' from it for a bit after doing acid way too much
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Edited by Stalwart: 1/6/2015 2:43:01 PM[b]Stalwart[/b] is a disease of the nervous system. It slowly causes the infected individual to pace unwillingly. [b]Treatment[/b]: extended video game hours should calm the patient down.
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Your girlfriend just got cuck'd by 6 blacks.
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If my username was a disease it would be pretty ironic.
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Symptoms: people with PhantomBeast syndrome suffer extreme social anxiety causing them to become seclude. Some do not interact with other people for years at a time. If suddenly thrust into a social situation without warning they will become extremely hostile to physical contact. Treatment: Constantly talking to people to over come the anxiety
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I think mine already is.
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WortWortWarthog is a mental disorder. Symptoms: Those affected are incapable of learning any language, and they therefore begin to make their own form of communication that no one can understand. Unfortunately, those affected are usually very good comedians, and the fact that no one laughs at their jokes usually results in a mild case of insanity and insomnia.
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1 ReplyI don't even wanna try...
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Well if you're an American I'd suggest change your nationality.
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Mine is pretty self explanatory
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3 RepliesStickyNiNi-itis When you get so many bitches your hands are constantly sticky and you fall asleep right after
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Edited by Al Gore: 1/4/2015 5:47:45 PMCommunist Clone syndrome [b]Symptoms[/b]: The constant urge to pain things red. The constant urge to put down Capitalist Dogs. During the first stage of CCS, the subject is jubilant and passionate about his newfound urges. During the second stage, The subject is disheartened by the direction of CCS, becoming restless and defiant. During stage three of CCS, the subject's defiance is quelled by his own brain. The subject reverts to stage one and the cycle begins anew. [b]Cures[/b]: No cures known. [b]Spread[/b]: Totalitarian Regimes.
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1 Replysomeone do it for me.
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1 ReplyEdited by Revenant: 1/4/2015 5:07:58 PMyeenosaur symptoms: can't stop saying yee and you think you've become a dinosaur there is no cure
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2 Replies[b]draughtplayer4[/b]: this is a rare disease that will turn you into a 4 year old that has no life besides playing COD and saying yolo and swag all day long. [b]treatment[/b]: unknown.
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1 ReplyName says it all
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2 RepliesGentleman_Crazy is a mental disorder, leading you to believe you are a high class gentleman from the Industrial Revolution age. It also makes you murder all of the women that you pick up at parties. It has no know cute except for death by bleeding out through the severed penis lump
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Edited by Spooky Delusor: 1/6/2015 1:33:23 AMPeople with delusor suffer from compulsive lying. They may feel a need to wear a fake mustache and lie about their name. Victims of delusor also may feel an odd attraction to Halloween. Treatment: TBA
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Jphn 33 is caused by bacteria, and is based upon the concentration of said bacteria. Less lethal than Jphn 44 and more lethal than Jphn 22. Depending on the amount of exposure, symptom severity will change. [b]Symptoms:[/b] The patient may have strong urges to run outside and bask in the sunlight, arms outstretched over his or her head. At this stage, the patient will stop this behavior when they begin to feel physical pain, IE sunburns, or pain from stating at the sun. At some point, the patient may try to fashion some sort of armor to wear. When feeling pain, the patient will seek an orange citrus drink, oftentimes referring to it as 'Estus'. Additionally, they will repeat the phrases 'Jolly Co-Operation' and 'Praise the Sun!' With increasing frequency. [b]Treatment[/b] The bacteria uses the Vitamin D absorbed by the skin in order to aid its reproduction, and will leech nutrients from its host. Keep patient away from sunlight in order to help stop the behavior. This will keep the bacteria from reproducing and will aid treatment. Additionally, do not allow the patient to drink any citrus drinks, or ingest any Vitamin C. Vitamin C increases the rate of reproduction in the bacteria, moving the disease to the 44 stage. As ridiculous as it sounds, the only cure is to put the patient in a dark room, and have a man dressed in red knock the patient out. The body's response to being knocked out should destroy the bacteria. If that doesn't work, see a real doctor. If the patient begins making armor, it is crucial that he or she be brought in for examination. This behavior indicates that the bacteria need more nutrients, and will begin to devour the host, using the heat created by the armor in order to reduce the energy needed to break down the molecules in the patient's body. [spoiler]I sincerely hope that nobody took this seriously[/spoiler]
