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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Edited by Zomper: 1/5/2015 11:25:58 PMsilentsnakedude syndrome [b]symptoms:[/b] the victim first loses their ability to speak and slowly becomes a snake with first generating scales and their limbs getting smaller until eventually they have no limbs and fully become a snake [b]spread:[/b] this syndrome is spread through either snakebites or coming within a 5 foot radius for 1 minute with a victim [b]cure:[/b] there no known cure currently
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Super AIDS
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Symptoms: People with Erzekett are often under the delusion that they are the fictional character Jack Bauer. This can manifest in many ways but more commonly reported is the use of nearby objects as weapons and the uncontrollable desire to hide and spy should the word terrorist be mentioned. It is almost impossible for someone with Erzekett to hold down a desk job due to the number of small objects and hiding places. Cure: Although it is still considered an unethical approach success has been found by threatening the return and repeated kidnapping of their fictional daughter Kim Bauer. This is believed to be due to the high levels of stress it can cause and the patient subconsciously reaching for the abort switch in their mind. Note: Under no circumstances should someone with Erzekett be left alone in a room with anyone who looks a bit shifty.
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The Prion is a Virus Symptoms: Begins with processing by the Prion into a Virus. During this time, individuals usually begin following the Prion. Once processing is complete, individuals are assimilated into the Viriad and begin selecting others for assimilation. Treatment: You have to have been assimilated into the Viriad already.
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Edited by Hiddentigerma: 1/21/2018 11:51:46 AM
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6 RepliesThe o___________o dick disorder. [b]Symptoms:[/b] People with o___________o (or anything affiliated with the o___________o ) dick disorder are commonly known for having what the pr0n industry would call "Limp dick", and the love of the OG o___________o's dick. [b]Treatment:[/b] To become your own individual and not to copy other people's names, or anything close to it.
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Archangel syndrome Symptoms include but not limited to : being religious, telling everyone else their religion sucks, judging everyone and anything. Telling sinners they will burn. Going to church on Sundays and being insane. Call your doctor if you or anyone you may know are experiencing these kind of symptoms. ArchAngel syndrome is a dangerous non curable disease.
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Zizzy: permanent mix of being zesty and being dizzy
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HI! My name is DestinyIsBestiny! Because Destiny is the best! ANYWAYS LOL! DestinyIsBestiny is a STD! [b]Cause:[/b] It's when you masturbate furiously and spew out tons of semen (or eggs) and you realize in the middle of it all "DESTINY IS BEST!". [b]Treatment:[/b] No wanted treatment, the STD that everyone wants.
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MrBurns Disorder: Symptoms: The tendency to experience irrationally violent thoughts, usually caused by any of the following: •Modern music •Politically indifferent individuals •Ignorant Youths •Adjectives used in place of adverbs •Disorganized or inefficient management Treatments: While no treatment yet exists to completely desensitize a person to these triggers, the following have been known to calm individuals with MBD and decrease the likelihood of a violent outburst: •Violent video games •Classic rock •Competitive swimming Also, doctors have recommended that persons diagnosed with MBD attempt to minimize human interaction, so as to lower the risk of encountering any of the aforementioned triggers.
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6 RepliesEdited by Noviscura: 1/5/2015 11:53:12 AMObscura is a both a mental illness and a disease [b]Symptoms:[/b] The person infected constantly feels alone and ignored. They feel as though no one recognizes them or cares about them. Over time the person becomes more and more... expressive, saying more homoerotic things over time. [b]Spread:[/b] The mental part can be developed naturally but you can also be infected with it by just being around another person that has it. It's spread purely by prolonged exposure. [b]Treatment:[/b] one of the few ways to be cured is to find someone that cares about you. Someone that makes you feel special (like a girlfriend).
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Stage one: Always has the need to exercise Stage two: Must cannot stop running, it is incurable past this stage Stage three: Subject morphs into a fox, with no mentality left in them Cure: being forced to sit down in a chair, only works for stage one...
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Phantom ghost... symptoms invisible and what ever phantoms/ghosts have Cure - i wont be needing one [spoiler]wink girl showers wink[/spoiler]
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Live forever
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21 RepliesSlayingold disease causes it's host to uncontrollably love corgis and watch supernatural season after season...this is my life ;-;
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Tasteoftacos: a person will has an allergic reaction to any food unless it is a taco. Not so bad if you ask me
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4 RepliesPotassium overload.
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sean 394 2000: symptoms include being turned into a huge desticle for months at a time as well as not having a capital letter at the beginning of your name. All your current consoles/PC's will turn into Xbox ones Known cures: getting shit on by the flood
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Lotuss is a poison that makes yo mad and you eat yourself and then you shit yourself its like an infinite circle
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Self explanatory.
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3 RepliesNOOOO NOW I HAVE THE IMPULSE TO DESTROY THE BRITANNIA EMPIRE WITH A PIZZA LOVING WOMAN NAMED C.C.
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xxdeathsrowxx is a mental disorder making you believe that you are about to go onto death row, but before you die you must shoot a porno.
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Edited by General Derpy: 1/5/2015 9:02:34 AMGeneral Derpy Well damn; all I can think about its a degenerative disease where your whole body goes retarded Hence why "General" Edit: oh wait. That already exists. It's called Parkinson
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Symptoms you gain magical powers but every one around you dies if they have some degree of magic the longer you have it the more power you have killing the newest infected before they can kill you
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Well -blam!- mine is self explanatory: zombie purple dinosaurs.
