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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Astupidthing is a mental disorder experienced by religious crap posters, atheist crap posters, Justin bieber, OP, the creator if twilight, people who beg for nerfs, and COD fanboys. The cure for this disease is spending five minutes on critical thinking.
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People with Kualsi Syndrome feel live a perfect life, owning everything they desire. Sadly, all this is just the dream in which they live during the life long coma the disease causes. They eventually die without ever waking or knowing those who loved them.
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Edited by Jman: 5/7/2015 5:11:43 AMSymptoms: turning into werewolf Cure : a big hard nut punch with silver knuckles
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RaboRab is the decease where you say everything and anything calmly.
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9 RepliesEdited by Elbow Macaroni: 1/11/2015 10:42:47 AMElbow Macaroni is a physical disorder [b]Symptoms:[/b] Trouble breathing, Swelling of the anus, Vomiting, Explosive Diarrhea, Implosive Diarrhea, Missing Earlobes, Severe Bleeding from the ears, eyes, and mouth, Itchy Crotch, Penal Leakage, and You're a Noodle. [b]Treatment:[/b] [url=http://m.wikihow.com/Make-Kraft%C2%AE-Macaroni-and-Cheese]Treatment can be found here[/url]
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HHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAGAGAHHAGGAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Actually, Masterbation Addiction Already Exists.
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PickleSideOfTown First you become full of vigor and start thinking you are 10 feet tall and bullet proof. Then your Schlong gets so big that you can't even walk, then you are forced to sit or lay down all the time because ya Pickle is so large. Then, because you are disabled, you slowly start to decay but somehow, your schlong is still healthy and growing at a fantastic rate. Then you die, so your schlong detaches itself from the rotting carcass, and seeks a mate in the wild. There is no cure at this time.
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My name is already a disease sadly...
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3 RepliesEdited by matrix100_x: 5/7/2015 12:17:36 PMMy disease's cure would be following the white rabbit.
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Edited by Edible Tree: 5/7/2015 2:03:09 AMDaneyeam syndrome [b]Symptoms:[/b] Those with Daneyeam syndrome first begin with a belief their name [b]is[/b] Dan and not their given name. The second phase becomes an obsession with eyes and often causes antisocial/sociopathic behavior. [b]Cure:[/b] There is no cure...
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Edited by Lady Masque: 5/7/2015 1:39:10 AMSymptoms:Kills you over time. Simple. Cure:None. No one has found a way to stop the infection. Or even slow it.
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Hey cool, my username already is!
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Probably a kind of napoleon complex.
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2 RepliesMine same as a blue waffle but now you can customize it
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8 RepliesWell if you ask feminists... My username already is a disease
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1 ReplyThe [b]deadkarissa[/b] had symptoms that slowly shuts down your organs. During the shutting down your skin starts to sag and lose color almost as of its starting to decay. Your brain seems to start forgetting almost everything other than the basic function of eating but your taste buds seem shot and nothing tastes good. Once you reach this point you have gone through all the stages of [i]deadkarissa[/i] and will soon go on to the final stage; the sickness then mutates and turns into [b]UndeadKarissa[/b] which seems explanatory... You now are a full-fledged zombie.
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UltraCon79 victims suffer from dry mouth, constipation, muscle fatigue, joint pain, difficulty sleeping, narcolepsy, attention deficit disorder, rapid weight loss, low blood sugar, high colestarol, liver disease, infections bleeding and hearing loss of the inner ear, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, and dry skin. Treatment consists of 2 to 3 fists fulls of Ibuprofen as needed taken with 5hr Energy Extra Strength and Destiny. FYI my blood pressure dropped 23 points and I lost 31 pounds since I got Destiny in January.
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My name would be some kind of DNA disease.
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Having sex will kill your partner [spoiler]but only if shes a skank[/spoiler]
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SeanMcSatlysperm disease: Sexual transmitted disease where all body liquids turn into sperm. [spoiler]yum[/spoiler]
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If you get this then your life is -blam!-ed. Good luck!
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1 ReplyEdited by buttblast9000: 5/6/2015 11:45:29 PMMy illness is too complex to explain :'(
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You start convulsing extremely you fall in to a coma and you periodically go into cardiac arrest. And it makes you a little smarter!
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It's were you are a boring panda [spoiler]the most dangerous thing that can happen to a panda we are a exciting people[/spoiler]
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Makes sense
