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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Makes sense
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It's a bit self explanatory.
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Like a weeaboo disorder, the extreme urge to be japanese.
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5 RepliesEdited by Fatal King13: 5/6/2015 6:32:59 PMSymptoms:coughing puking crying blood fainting fever loosing sight and hearing for minutes at a time and death. Treatment:none Transferability:fluids
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Symptoms: Unexpected explosions in the anus. Cure: Dewritos.
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You people really do have a strange imagination.
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It's pretty self explanatory
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The upperjohn117aka desease It causes you to be random uncontrollable and funny people with this condition often say alot of your mom jokes and calls people scums they also have a trace amount of wanting to dominate the world Currently no cure
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The reverentharbor6 disease. It influences reverents to buy harbors for 6 year olds.
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Edited by TheDigitalDude: 5/6/2015 5:01:48 PM[u][b]The Digital Disease[/b][/u] Symptoms include but not limited too abandoning reality, long hours at home, the increased interest in anime and/or moving to Japan; with extreme cases including the creation of an imaginary girlfriend brought to life using a picture, some tape, and a pillow Treat with an insanely large amount of Advil and Coka Cola
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Edited by DemonWarfare: 5/6/2015 4:30:40 PM[u][b]DemonWarfare unclassified[/b][/u] [b]Symptoms:[/b] The current cases of DemonWarfare are described as multiple demonic possession. However in those cases it is described as a war raging for an individuals soul between "Demons". Symptoms are similar to schizophrenia, except the "possessed" sometimes become violent and speak in strange languages. When speaking it seems like multiple different entities arguing. The "possessed" tend to have severe physical trauma ranging from bruises to bone fractures depending on how long they have been "possessed". It is unclear whether this is a severe mental disorder or something else. [b]Treatment:[/b]There are no current treatments, experts within medical & religious fields are scrambling to identify what exactly DemonWarfare is. All of the "possessed" have died from this phenomenon but the lifespan of this phenomenon ranges drastically from patient to patient. If you know anyone afflicted with DemonWarfare restrain them so they cannot harm themselves or others, do not believe anything they say, and call your local hospital immediately.
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