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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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1 Reply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of Astora is a condition where affected people take nearly every sentence as innuendo and will reply with smiling, as if they were ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). They will also show great affinity towards the sun and will actively praise it and do so often.
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Edited by SMARTICLPARTICL: 2/18/2015 6:42:50 AM[b]BOLDED CAPS LOCK: EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE YELLING BUT YOU'RE [i]NOT[/i][/b]
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3 RepliesMaster of the universe? Sweet. Oh wait, I already am.
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[b]Symptoms:[/b] Patients suffering from Aulakauss may exhibit an increase in uttered gibberish, fits of screaming at inanimate objects, long dialogs with themselves in which they play both sides and an unusually high amount of close platonic relationships with farm animals. In more advanced stages of the disease, rapid degradation of logic pathways in the brain leads to a strong belief that they are a unicorn on a mission from god, often paired with bizarre fascination with umbrellas. Patient may occasionally exhibit Tourettes-like symptoms that increase exponentially in severity with exposure to an anonymous audience on the internet. [b]Treatment:[/b] Large amounts of caffeine and an all-soap diet can help, but no known cure has been found.
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420 scale it up
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Edited by trong: 5/6/2015 4:08:22 PMEggo Symptoms: Patient becomes insanely handsome. Treatment: Apply spam to face to remove extreme handsomeness.
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Ohhhh yeah psychic power
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1 ReplyRockkong: It's a disease that causes you to have a never ending erection, the causes are unknown besides the fact that it tends to happen to men who watch too much House of Cards. The only Treatment is to surgically remove the erection, which is as it sounds, devastatingly painful.
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Edited by Eluminary: 2/18/2015 8:09:49 AMWow im so shiny Disease is genetic known suffers the kiryuin family =D
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Skornwell: You now have the amazing ability to have the perfect witty comeback for everything. And you cause mass gxnicide :)
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Edited by Fear The Bold: 2/18/2015 6:31:09 AMArcher's Syndrome: You slowly become a Southerner. The most extreme case ever recorded was when a woman could not stop screaming [b][i][u]YYYYYEEEEEEEEE HHHHAAAAAAWWWWW[/u][/i][/b]
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2 Repliesxtreme55785 Symptoms: Extreme language Extremely spikey hair Extreme hate for school Extreme love towards snow, rain, and Pokemon Extremely long Xbox playing times Cures: People with xtreme55785 have to figure out their own cure, as it's different for everyone, some cures range from bananas to posting in the Flood. I think I may be coming on with a case of xtreme55785... [spoiler]help plz[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThen mines a good disease? O.o
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The boss97 syndrome affects 97 people per year and causes victims to suffer an inferiority complex whilst believing they are in charge - most patients exhibit a sexual lust for briefcases and name tags. There is no cure
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2 RepliesEdited by Nobody: 2/17/2015 9:02:14 AMNobody disorder You believe you are literally nonexistent but the world is still very real. Even when people talk to you it's like they have a sixth sense. Almost like your a ghost but ghosts have more credibility than you. [b]you constantly question whether the people who talk to you are coherent or sane but always willing to listen and understand their tale[/b] It's a curse and a gift, no cure.
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Edited by Big Hurt Druw: 2/17/2015 8:31:59 AMBig Hurt Druw is a illness. Symptoms You start to think destiny is a good game,uncontrollable Michael Bay,Rick Roll,Darude sandstorm,and Tuesday playing all at once in your head constantly,can only use splash as a move,and can only communicate by xbox live part chat. Cure. The only way to cure this illness is to touch super sayian Morgan Freeman in North Korea while Michael Bay is setting off explosions in the background and Darude Sandstorm,Rick Roll,Tuesday,Pokemon theme,and The next episode are playing all at once.[spoiler]Other symptoms include constantly speaking in a jamacan accent[/spoiler]
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Hmmm?
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2 RepliesI'm a suicidal then.
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1 ReplySymptoms include Psychoses Rash Swollen lymph nodes Granulomas in the lungs And in rare cases, abdominal seizure Treatment: Amphoterisin B, plasmaferisis, IVIG and full body radiation Mortality rate 50%
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1 ReplyYou feel compelled to steal everything in sight Even humans and genetalia
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2 RepliesEdited by DeChief: 2/16/2015 7:11:11 AMYou turn into the Nigerian Master Chief, and all of your 'the's turn into 'de's. For example, dese nuts, dere, in de Congo.
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3 RepliesPeople with Chuck Nihlus disorder believe themselves to be the fabled Chuck Nihlus, the greatest Turian to have ever lived. They will have tales of there exploits, and believe themselves to be invincible and unbelievingly attractive. [spoiler]My name is derived as a sort if Chuck Norris joke, where we replaced the Noris with Nihlus, a Turian specter from mass effect 1.[/spoiler]
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Mine already was.
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Hey everyone with spur meltdown has a mental breakdown and believes the are shoe spurs :)
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Emm... You grow two wings but... PLOT TWIST, one of the wings falls off and you can only cacaw like the hawks do
