TwoGZ is a rare genetic disorder, representing a more severe and debilitating strain of OneG.
Symptoms: As with OneG, causes all adult females within visual range to immediately begin throwing themselves bodily at the carrier. With TwoGZ, the effects are amplified, as women hurl themselves at an acceleration equal to twice the force of gravity. Causes external bruising, exhaustion and in extreme cases, drowning.
Treatment: Dude, did you read the symptoms?
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Sounds dangerous.
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Edited by TwoGZ: 1/3/2015 2:26:53 PMInvariably fatal; the afflicted die smiling. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Might let one or two close friends try it for a bit though.
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inb4 fat girls.
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Work with me on this one, Nick.
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Edited by FatherlyNick: 1/3/2015 2:48:37 PMbut srsly, depending on where you live, this 'illness' can be either a blessing or the worst curse imaginable. What about your town?
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I live in Japan, national motto: No fatties. I'm pretty good.