TwoGZ is a rare genetic disorder, representing a more severe and debilitating strain of OneG. Symptoms: As with OneG, causes all adult females within visual range to immediately begin throwing themselves bodily at the carrier. With TwoGZ, the effects are amplified, as women hurl themselves at an acceleration equal to twice the force of gravity. Causes external bruising, exhaustion and in extreme cases, drowning. Treatment: Dude, did you read the symptoms?