*slowly pushes bacon off the counter*
*bacon is now on the floor, unattended*
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*Bacon reappears on counter again, unattended*
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*slips bacon under bra strap*
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*Bacon reappears again*
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*eats bacon, regurgitates, spits "bacon" on counter*
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*Bacon reappears on ceiling*
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*takes a flash photograph*