As you walk into the final boss's room, [i]Vault of Tears[/i], a glint of purple catches your eye. [b]THE WALLS ARE MADE OF LEGENDARY AND EXOTIC ENGRAMS![/b] Now of course these engrams cannot be picked up by you because they are protected by an impenetrable force field. A realization comes to your mind [b]THESE ARE YOUR ENGRAMS![/b] They were stolen from you and put on display for this sick madman's enjoyment!
You hear a sickening laughter and whip around and there he is, sitting there clad in the armor you so desire. He is sitting on a throne of Gjallarhorns and Ice Breakers held together by the tears of Guardians. He rises from his chair with a Gjallarhorn in each hand and fires a deathly barrage. You dodge the first shot, but get hit by the second and the Wolfpack rounds barely leave you alive. In a strike of vengeance you charge at him with your legendary weapons, only to find they've been replaced by the greens the Cryptard gave you from your last exotic engram.
After a full hour of you and your fireteam whittling down his health, he sits there on his bony knees weeping, begging for his life. You flex your trigger finger as your barrel rests against his forehead. His reign is finally over.
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more of this pronto
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So much win
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LMAO I greatly enjoyed this.
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Edited by BlackReaper: 1/4/2015 1:37:38 AMI think you should put the crack pipe down.
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Have you been reading my journal?
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Lmao I imagined green and blue engrams everywhere when I read the title
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