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1/4/2015 10:49:46 AM
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*knife bounces off and your leg stops dead with out me eve budging*
THERES A REASON WHY I AM HEAD BOUNCER! I'M SATAN DIPSHIT!
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Ehh too bad * grabs head and throws myself around* *grabs a whiskey bottle* thanks for the free drink *runs out*
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*pulls out 12 shooter and puts a couple rounds through the bottle on your way out the door* Denied.
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*uncloaks real bottle and takes a swig* try harder than that pretty boy *cloaks bottle*
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*melts bottle through cloak, then sends some demons after you for shits and giggles* When I'm not taking a body, I got horns and fangs and hooves. Why the -blam!- would I be pretty?
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*walks away as the demons try to hurt me through my cloak* looks like your demons are pretty retarded * grabs a demon out of the air and guts it
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They really are, those aren't the strong ones either.
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Send what you want no one knows how to break the raven black fabric of my cloak theirs a reason why neither you or the other bouncer didnt impress me also while you where distracted trying to kill my hologram decoy i was sitting in a corner drinking 6 bottles of whiskey
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*throws bloodstone knife at cloak, and laughs like a manic when it slides through like butter*
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Well off to get going * takes swig of whiskey and throws glass at fletch * have fun * goes invisible and walks to home
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*throws a seed at you just before you leave*
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* wakes up 5 hours later * *disguises as a young man * walks into bar and into a corner * sits down * BARTENDER
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*throws you into hell portal and closes it behind you* You are on the no entry list!
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* places down portal ohut of the hell portal and back to the bar* *walks through*
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Meanwhile at home * pets demon hound * hah boy you wouldnt beleive it someone actually thought this thing was breakable im going to disguise and go back their again because the others bars are shit and i need a drink *naps*
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* takes off fake cloak * been waiting for something to penetrate that one * cloak slides off to reveal a deep black cloak with red symbols on it that even fletch doesnt know about* good luck finding the one thing that can actually break this baby
