*stands cloaked in a hall way and trips people*
Statement: stupid meat bags.
English
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HK go back to perimeter patrol thats an order
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Statement: yes master *walks away*
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Or trip more meatbags.... master did give you the ability to choose...
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Objection: i must listen to masters orders.
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Master told you before you can choose
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Objection: but if i do not do what master is told he will be very angry.
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Not if it was an old order I would think, master needs to make up his mind...
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Statement: i agree
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Pours glass of water in you*
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*grabs you by the throat* Statement: i knew some meat bag would do this so i made all my systems water proof.
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*sends an electromagnetic pulse through your chassis*
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*system shuts down and slowly reboots while you are still stuck in my grip*
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[Repair]
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*turns back on and looks at you* statement: thank you meat bag for repairing me
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Edited by Kinda Red: 1/5/2015 1:45:18 PM*Nods* We can be useful sometimes
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Statement: maybe you are right meatbag
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*takes your eyes and severs your hand, leaving it on my neck* *heads for the basement*
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Have a twinkie
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Statement: no
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Statement: no meat bag i need none of your supplies
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:( Poptart?
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Statement: fine meat bag
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What's up bro