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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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4 RepliesEdited by BurningGoats: 1/5/2015 7:54:29 PMApparently there is now a disease known as "Fancy dick cheeses" [b]symptoms[/b]: your penis exudes a rancid and putrid smell, like that of rotten eggs lathers with a shit pile. Your penis will also start to grow a layer of white, crusty smegma. This is like no other smegma, it has a certain smell to it. A refined smell that tastes like the fanciest of cheeses. [b]treatments[/b]: there is only one known cute to this disease, the smegma must be scraped off and applied to a piece of cracker and salami. This delicacy must then be eaten to stop the further spreading of the dick cheese.
