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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Symptoms: People with Erzekett are often under the delusion that they are the fictional character Jack Bauer. This can manifest in many ways but more commonly reported is the use of nearby objects as weapons and the uncontrollable desire to hide and spy should the word terrorist be mentioned. It is almost impossible for someone with Erzekett to hold down a desk job due to the number of small objects and hiding places. Cure: Although it is still considered an unethical approach success has been found by threatening the return and repeated kidnapping of their fictional daughter Kim Bauer. This is believed to be due to the high levels of stress it can cause and the patient subconsciously reaching for the abort switch in their mind. Note: Under no circumstances should someone with Erzekett be left alone in a room with anyone who looks a bit shifty.
