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Jphn 33 is caused by bacteria, and is based upon the concentration of said bacteria. Less lethal than Jphn 44 and more lethal than Jphn 22. Depending on the amount of exposure, symptom severity will change. [b]Symptoms:[/b] The patient may have strong urges to run outside and bask in the sunlight, arms outstretched over his or her head. At this stage, the patient will stop this behavior when they begin to feel physical pain, IE sunburns, or pain from stating at the sun. At some point, the patient may try to fashion some sort of armor to wear. When feeling pain, the patient will seek an orange citrus drink, oftentimes referring to it as 'Estus'. Additionally, they will repeat the phrases 'Jolly Co-Operation' and 'Praise the Sun!' With increasing frequency. [b]Treatment[/b] The bacteria uses the Vitamin D absorbed by the skin in order to aid its reproduction, and will leech nutrients from its host. Keep patient away from sunlight in order to help stop the behavior. This will keep the bacteria from reproducing and will aid treatment. Additionally, do not allow the patient to drink any citrus drinks, or ingest any Vitamin C. Vitamin C increases the rate of reproduction in the bacteria, moving the disease to the 44 stage. As ridiculous as it sounds, the only cure is to put the patient in a dark room, and have a man dressed in red knock the patient out. The body's response to being knocked out should destroy the bacteria. If that doesn't work, see a real doctor. If the patient begins making armor, it is crucial that he or she be brought in for examination. This behavior indicates that the bacteria need more nutrients, and will begin to devour the host, using the heat created by the armor in order to reduce the energy needed to break down the molecules in the patient's body. [spoiler]I sincerely hope that nobody took this seriously[/spoiler]
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