The title says it all. This is a place where Floodians can go and find their perfect match. Here, you will meet all sorts of interesting (and -blam!-ed up) people to engage in conversation with and get you two together.
Our advanced matchmaking system will get you (almost) perfectly paired up with the Floodian you were always meant to be with. However, we do not guarantee that all relationships made on this service will last or go anywhere in the first place.
If you prefer to work for this service and help others find their (almost) perfect match, then you can do that. The first 9 people to PM me about a matchmaking position will get the job. However, if you decide to work, you can not be matched. We must also review all matches consider (just tell me who you think is a perfect match for someone, and we'll talk it over). If you work, you can resign and be eligible to be matched on this service. If you want to work, but all positions are taken, then you must wait until either;
A)someone steps down from a matchmaking position, or
B) I decide that we need more workers and thus increase the number of people who can work
With that out of the way, here are some of what you need to get matched;
1) image of yourself
2) what you like/dislike
3) what you look for in a fellow Floodian
4) other physical attributes (height, weight, nationality, etc...)
5) virtues and vices
6) what you do (job, hobby, school, etc...)
7) what turns you on/off
8) past history (felonies, other jobs, places of travel, etc...)
You don't need to provide all the info mentioned above, but, the more the merrier! Any kind of miscellaneous types of info can be added to show who you really are. You can even help those who are single and haven't given this a try. All you have to do is submit their info about them.
I will update this to show others who you were matched with. I will also update to show who's working, so that you can see if there is something available for you in the world of online matchmaking.
I hope you will be satisfied with your match when it is made. It might take time, so don't expect it to happen right away. I, or any other of my co-workers, will PM you to tell you whom you were matched with. Make this fun, go crazy, and have a great time!
Co-workers:
Gordonian Knot
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