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Edited by Gooderman: 9/24/2014 12:33:16 PM
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Destiny Limericks

Originally I started putting these in the 'Destiny puns/jokes' thread but decided to make a new one since I can't seem to stop. Limericks tend to be bawdy, dirty, and naughty, so... WARNING! GRAPHIC RHYMES LAY AHEAD! CAN BE VERY NSFW! There once was a guardian named Cliff Who snuck onto a fallen skiff Before they departed The Captains all farted And he passed out after one whiff The shotgun in PvP is easy and fun for me 'Til I pissed off a 'lock and then, to my shock, he nova bombed the shite outta me Said the Servitor to the Thrall of that which he feared most of all, "Am I or not truly robot? Or just half of a Transformer's balls?!" A Fallen Captain named Lance felt naughty and undid his pants He was the master at stroking it faster because he could use all four hands On Venus, a Guardian's text read "Hey big boy, let's have sex!" He was in the mood and so he got nude ...and then he got gang banged by Vex

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  • Eris said "Settle the score!" "Let's raid!" a Titan did implore They plowed through so fast And wrecked some Hive ass Now, Crota's End is all sore Eris came back up above from the abyss to see her true love He looked in her eyes and asked, with surprise, "Is there anything [i]else[/i] you have three of?!"

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