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1/8/2015 6:25:53 AM
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*tumbles through front door* HEEEEEYYYYYY who's wants tuh buy a drink for Mandalore! *pulls out blaster pistol* better now be any -blaming- Jedi here
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How drunk are you?
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Noooo! You mean hi how are you!
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I want a beer pls [spoiler][b][u]ROOT[/u][/b] beer [/spoiler]
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Not a bartender.
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No, I mean "How drunk are you?"
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So very?
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Hey....who're you anywayz
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The guys who's calling you a cab, give me your keys.
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Buuut my starship doesn't have keys! I AM MANDALORE LEADER OF THE MANDOLORIANS and I shall not let you ta- *falls down and passes out*
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*drags unconscious body to pass out couch*
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*wakes up* TIME FOR ROUND TWO!
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Go home, you're hung over as -blam!-.
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Wait...can I stay and just drink coffee
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Coffee is not good for hangovers.
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You've obviously never tried a Mandalorian cup of joe then
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Give.
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Umm take?
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No, give me the coffee beans.
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*takes starship, with u in it, drives u home*
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*wakes up puts blaster to your head.* You are not Fletcher, who are you and why are you piloting my starship?"
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I'm a fellow bro doing a favor for another bro, bro. I've been at the bar for a week now, and everyone's cool with me (I think Fletch isn't though)
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Ohhh well in that case, I won't blast your face, thanks...how badly did I embarrass myself?
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Uses Spoon powers and magically obliterates your blaster from realtiy.
