Actual exchange in my fireteam EVERY GAME: Gamer 1: "Don't touch C. If you touch C, I'm going to castrate you." Gamer 2: "Seriously guys, don't touch C, we'll lose." Gamer 3: "Are we holding A and B, then?" Gamer 1: "Yes. That's what I meant by DON'T -blam!-ING TOUCH C!" Gamer 4: "They're pushing B." Gamer 1: "WHO THE -blam!- IS CAPPING C!?" Gamer 3: "It's the randoms, calm down." Gamer 2: "This is bull-blam!-! How did that level 23 kill me? I'm a 32 with a fully upgraded fusion rifle." Gamer 3: "Levels don't matter in Crucible, dude. That's ONLY Iron Banner." Gamer 1: "They flipped the -blam!-ing spawns and now we're stuck with C. -blam!- B for a minute and push A to flip the spawns." Gamer 4: "They're capping C." Gamer 1: "-blam!-ing let those mother-blam!-ers. I hope they...GET THAT -blam!-ING RANDOM OFF OF C AND LET THE OTHER TEAM TAKE IT!" Gamer 2: "It's not fair that this 23 keeps killing me! I'm a 32! A 32 -blam!- IT!" Gamer 3: "LEVEL DOESN'T MATTER!" Gamer 1: "-blam!- THIS -blam!-ING MOTHER-blam!-ING BULL-blam!-! YOU GUYS ALL GO GET -blam!-ING A, I'M GOING TO GO -blam!- SOME -blam!-ERS IN THE -blam!-ING -blam!- AT B AND THEN T- -blam!-ING BAG THEM AT C UNTIL I GET A -blam!-ING ANURISM!" Gamer 4: "You guys weren't kidding. He IS crazy..." Gamer 1: "B is -blam!-ing clear. WHY ISN'T A OURS YET!?" Gamer 3: "Dude, we're capping it now..." Gamer 2: "Seriously!? This 23 is MINE! NOBODY ELSE KILL HIM! I'M GOING TO OWN HIM HARD!" Gamer 3: "For -blam!-'s sake, dude, LEVEL. DOES. NOT. MATTER!" Gamer 1: "-blam!-ING RANDOMS GET OFF -blam!-ING C!" Gamer 4: "200 points left till we win." Gamer 1: "Oh, -blam!- I didn't realize we doubled their score. Let's go grab C and -blam!- with them for the win."