The amazing story of Butter Turtle
It is the year of 5016. An extremely evil group of weirdos is planning on destroying the butter factory. *a small figure comes out of the shadows* . He is the last of his kind. He needs butter to live. And he will stop at nothing to defeat the evil. He is...BUTTER TURTLE *epic music* With rocket launchers attached to his back, there is no way that Butter Turtle will be stopped. He runs to get into his Butter Lamborghini. He bolts down the road and turns toward the Butter Factory. He is breaking the speed limit. *intense bass drop* He jumps out of the car, ninjas were surrounding him, and a helicopter was hovering above. He came prepared. Butter Turtle whipped out his Butter Sword. And ninja Backflips double kills all of the ninjas. He shoots his rocket launcher at the helicopter, which explodes. He turns around. It's the swat team. He gets in his Lamborghini and blasts another rocket at the wall of the Butter Factory. All of his Butter Turtle friends who he thought were dead rush out of the factory. They know what's goin down. Nine warplanes zoom thru the sky. Police cars have surrounded them. Every Butter Turtle Launches their rocket, high in the sky. Every plane was annihilated. All of the police men took cover. Butter Turtle unleashed powers that he never knew he had. He became... SUPER BUTTER TURTLE!!!!!!! *crazy rock n roll plays in background* He shoots lasers out of his eyes. And every cop is blinded. All of the Butter Turtles escape and they build a kingdom. A Butter Turtle Kingdom. And they will rule the world forever.
THE END
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Edited by Neon: 1/8/2015 6:08:42 PM*finds this OP* Hi! *punches face so hard you fly 4000 years into your moms future and into the land of Shia LaBeouf as you eat dead babies and mourn over Morgan Freeman as he cries unicorns over your naked body making you immortal and having stars shoot out of your ears for you to teleport into a walrus eye and see the world of birds and become one with god under his tongue and wake up in a coffin in my mind inside Earth*