"Why do I still use this weapon? I haven't taken it off in almost a week, why do I-" (Some massivly powerful mob dies before the end of my Invective) "Oh, right." "OHHHHH!" (Upon killing a tough enemy/finding rare loot/beating a tough mission) "OH COME ON!" (When RNGesus inevitebly smites me (I'm looking at YOU Haunted, you and your stupid THRID NO LAND BEYOND) "PRAISE THE SUN!" (Upon popping Radiance. Yes. I actually say that)