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Bud Light Presents: Real Destiny Heroes - Ep. 1
[b]Bud Light Presents: Real Destiny Heroes - Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striker[/b]
(To the tune of any Bud Light Presents ad)
Bud Light Presents: Real Destiny Heroes.
[i]Real Destiny Heeeeeeeroooes![/i]
Today we salute you, Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striker.
[i]Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striiiiiker![/i]
Whether you stand still at the spawn point or wait until the first Darkness Zone, you are a force to be reckoned with.
[i]Sometimes I farm that Relic Iron![/i]
In what is surely unrelated news, there's a bounty to complete a Strike without dying today.
[i]Don't push me off that cliff, man![/i]
What does it matter if Strikes take twice as long to complete, you've got better things to do at everyone else's expense.
[i]Gotta clean the house up since my Ghost won't![/i]
Oops... did my Sparrow run you into that wall?
[i]Heading up to Orbit![/i]
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striker, because when it comes to getting carried: you've already become Legend.
[i]Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striiiiiiiiiiiikerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr[/i]
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4 RepliesWas I the only one that read it in the guys voice??
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Those commercials were awesome I forgot all aboot them. Yours eh 4/10
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Pretty funny
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I completely forgot about those commercials......
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Lol'd
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...+1'd, and linked to clan. Kudos.
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This is hilarious!
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Excellent post! Idea for next one, please: Mr. Inexperienced Relic-Holder Grabber
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This is one of the best things I've seen somebody put time into doing on this forum, if not the best thing. Possibly the most thought out, too. Cheers. You sir, are the real man of genius here.
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Great job, can't help but read it like the commercial!
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I fell out of my chair laughing so hard! Need more of these!
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Moar please!!
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Lol, this reminds me of planetside posts... There were some good ones.. Mr magmower.. Mr ant driver... Good times.
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HELL YA! i got one, maybe two, good chuckles out of this.
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Keep doing you cuz this is gold!
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2 RepliesBrilliance.
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1 ReplyAwesomeness. Pure unadulterated awesomeness. You have won this forum sir.
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1 ReplyThis guy deserves another holiday gift or two...or three
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1 ReplyKEEP THESE COMING MAN!
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1 Reply#winning Wins the internetz today
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1 ReplyGive this man a prize! Bahahaha!! love it!
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1 ReplyBump. More of these, please.
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1 ReplyThis makes me smile 😄
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1 ReplyGold.
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1 Replylol so good
