I was moving my hand down to my waist (y'know to walk like a regular human) and basically pimp slapped her ass, what do I do now?
BTW she wasn't mad, she thought it was pretty funny.
[spoiler]inb4 stop oppressing her, her ass actually oppressed my hand[/spoiler]
And yes, my hand bounced off.
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Is this even a serious question?
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This happened to me while I was walking with my wife and the girl just looked back flirtily and I immediately felt like I was in my wife's crosshairs. My eyes widened as she stared at me looking pissed from my peripheral vision as I absolutely refused to look directly at her. Then she said "dat ass" and I felt so relieved she knew it was an accident.
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That's not an accident. That's fate. Tell her, there's more where that came from and invite her over.
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Step seven: hide the body
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If she wasn't offended, move for the kill, then hide the body afterwards.
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Tell her that she has magnet butt and your hand is attracted.
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Roll with it
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"Accidentally" okay, what ever you say.
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Slap it again and ask her out for a drink
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Smack it again. Nothing more alpha
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Her laughing is a sign of her wanting thy penile my good guardian take advantage of this moment to perform an offspring with her
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Slap it again
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I imagined that happening and then, you quickly pulled out your phone to make a forum post, and are waiting for advice.
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If ya have a weak spine imenhoy that fact you got a piece of ass without consequences. If you're not then do it again.
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Enjoy it
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Wink ;)
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Say sorry?
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Confront her and apologise and if she goes to slap you...stop her by grabbing her hand and then kiss her...nuff said do this and you will be the smoothest muthafuka ever
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Edited by Hot Salsa: 1/10/2015 11:35:03 PMFlirt with her but don't seem desperate. We don't like our asses slapped so don't do it on a regular basis unless she's asking for it or says to
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Flirt, get her number, make her a booty call.
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Tip your Fedora more.
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If she thought it was funny then do it again, I intentionally slapped this girls ass in my class and she laughed to
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Do it again
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Pics or gtfo
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Get that number
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-blam!- her right in the pussy