ALL MY SMASHING! *sees this post* "Hey buddy! Good luck! *smashes face into a car so hard Chuck Norris cringes as it turns into a stripper autobot from the force of the blow creating a vortex and killing all in the area releasing Spider-Man who round house rainbow kicks you in the face into the core if Earth making it implode into Morgan Freeman's face which vomits moons to surround your mind as you fly through a target hitting ever pregnant woman within the store as the babies haunt your dreams with sledgehammers and spikes sending you into space to see the Pokemon space whales who are mating in your brain as you wake up in your coffin in my mind inside Earth* ############################# *finds this OP* Hi! *punches face so hard you fly 4000 years into your moms future and into the land of Shia LaBeouf as you eat dead babies and mourn over Morgan Freeman as he cries unicorns over your naked body making you immortal and having stars shoot out of your ears for you to teleport into a walrus eye and see the world of birds and become one with god under his tongue and wake up in a coffin in my mind inside Earth* ############################# Hey dino! *grabs your face and smashes into the ground so hard god cringes as your forcefully deep throated by Earth and millions of Chinease people creating the Godzilla franchise* ############################# *walks out of awesome thread and sees this spoon thread* *walks over to OP* "Hey man you look happy, content and have the spoon, I can take that! *grabs your face and smashes it into the wall so hard you speak Latinease in backwards inception as black holes spew out of your eyes with Stephen hawking crawling from your butt and Morgan Freeman beside you with Yoda on his shoulders narrating in harmony your demise as you fly into a star and explode into millions of planets and implode into rainbow babies with AIDs as they cry molten lava and create the moon stars and earth and wake you up from the dream in a coffin underground in my mind inside Earth* ############################# *grabs face and smashes it into a pole so hard that your body flips inside backwards as the pole pretzels around your body making you an autobot pole as you fly into space and collide with an asteroid exploding into molten diamond and become Morgan Freeman as you descend back into the ocean of earth you explode creating a typhoon in the sky striking you with lightning giving you the powers to teleport into a whales eye to see its space unicorn rainbow dreams as they rainbow roundhouse kick you in the face and you wake up in a coffin in my mind inside Earth*