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1/10/2015 2:41:59 AM
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Sigh. Us pianists never get any action. Sure, my piano skills are one in ten zillion, and my piano is connected to an interdimensional freeway, but it's never confronting demons or abominable snowguys. It's just controlling Bruno Mars creatures, playing weird songs, taking requests, and getting tips. No gunning down robbers for ol' Broomy, no sirree. I need a drink...and something cool to do for ONCE.
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Play piano man
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I think i know what would help you mate.. *Signals to the sky* *Your piano is warped away*... *After a few hours it teleports back in* Well, now, for every key you press, if attack mode is on, your piano will use a weapon, there are over 1 million different combinations you can try, and also, your piano now flies and your seat also does.
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I love you, magical talking robotman. *I press the F# key, looking to see what weapon pops out.*
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[spoiler]i press E#[/spoiler] [spoiler]lel[/spoiler]
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*pops out of piano with shotgun* [b][i][u]SUPRISE, MUTHAFUKAH!!![/u][/i][/b]
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*slaps you across the room*
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Oowww...
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*laughs*
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*bursts into room* [b][u][i]MARS JUST F*CKING EXPLODED!!!!!!![/i][/u][/b]
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What?
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I don't think that that was supposed to happen.
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Mars?!
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Hmm..... I don't know how to help...
