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Edited by Ben:
1/10/2015 3:22:02 AM
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*To the pirate and the ranger*
Okay. Explanation. You may have noticed the Ice-Age-ish weather out here.
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Snow? *carves path with laser* I feel this is appropriate.
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Edited by Ben: 1/10/2015 3:54:18 AM[spoiler]a laser is a single focused beam. That would take forever. Also, we're indoors now.[/spoiler]
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Aye we have..an yer pet that be hiding in it
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That's...well, that's me. I'm doing that.
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Ye kinda need ta stop lad yer snowin us in
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Believe me, I would if I could. It's involuntary. I can't stop it any more than I can stop my cells dividing. It should die down soon; it always flares up when I'm traveling.
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..very well..also keep yer pet under control..she jumped us out there...also ranger found her eggs an brought'em to ye
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All she did was follow me! You started attacking her, what the hell was she supposed-- *takes a couple of deep breaths* Never mind. Just don't go near her, at least until she's recovered. She holds grudges.
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So do i..an ive killed bigger...but seein as she be attached to ye an a new mother she be safe..fer now
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Edited by Kinda Red: 1/10/2015 3:38:32 AM*Hands wyrm eggs* Found these where Sharon showed up...
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Oh, don't worry. She's like a hen; lays 'em whether or not they've been, ah, fertilized. Should even be safe to eat, if you want. Speaking of Sharon, don't poke any more of her eyes out, yeah? They'll heal in a few weeks, but she tends to take it personally. As do I.
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Edited by Kinda Red: 1/10/2015 3:47:52 AMHey, wasn't lethal rounds when I heard... They look like they're growing to me...
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That's not possible. There aren't any other snow fiends this far south; Sharon's only here because she follows me everywhere.
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... well... *Hands eggs*
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...Thanks? *puts them outside*
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Lad...we get saw tooth dragoons here..an one doesn't seen ta be hibernating...an those things mate with [b]anything[/b]
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We just got here. Besides, a dog will hump anyone's leg; doesn't mean it'll make it pregnant. The odds of their genomes being compatible are astronomical.
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Lad these things be like their winged cousins they can get anything capable of it(an some that arnt) pregnant
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Edited by Ben: 1/10/2015 4:12:19 AMThat's not...how DNA... Look, if you're that worried about it, you're welcome to look after the eggs yourself. I've got enough problems of my own.
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Ok.*takes them and puts them in my reptile hatchery*
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[spoiler]You clearly want this to happen.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i like reptiles lad used ta raise'em fer a zoo irl[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]well I don't know about your saw-dragons, but Sharon's fuzz-covered. She's a mammal.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lad..frost wyrms be serpents..and mammals dont lay eggs so yer logic be faulty[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You've fallen right into my traps. 1) Sharon is a Snow Fiend, and 2) platypus.[/spoiler]
