[b]Bud Light Presents: Real Destiny Heroes - Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striker[/b]
(To the tune of any Bud Light Presents ad)
Bud Light Presents: Real Destiny Heroes.
[i]Real Destiny Heeeeeeeroooes![/i]
Today we salute you, Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striker.
[i]Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striiiiiker![/i]
Whether you stand still at the spawn point or wait until the first Darkness Zone, you are a force to be reckoned with.
[i]Sometimes I farm that Relic Iron![/i]
In what is surely unrelated news, there's a bounty to complete a Strike without dying today.
[i]Don't push me off that cliff, man![/i]
What does it matter if Strikes take twice as long to complete, you've got better things to do at everyone else's expense.
[i]Gotta clean the house up since my Ghost won't![/i]
Oops... did my Sparrow run you into that wall?
[i]Heading up to Orbit![/i]
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striker, because when it comes to getting carried: you've already become Legend.
[i]Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striiiiiiiiiiiikerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr[/i]
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Those commercials were awesome I forgot all aboot them. Yours eh 4/10