Uuh all they need to know is: phalanx bitch slaps and rockets McDickface > atheon and templar.
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Are you kidding me? Cabal can't even use the relic, and that's the biggest part of the Vault of Glass. They couldn't even bring down the Templar's shield, so that's a instant win. Atheon will lock you outside of time, so Valus Ta'aurc is rekt.
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Pssh one phalanx slap and the templar would fly straight off his platform and die a cheesy cheesy death.
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nope. everyone knows the Templar can't be cheesed anymore. he ate too much cheese and got fat, so the only way it can move is if it teleports.
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Haha he did eat a TON of cheese, Crota got close. I saw a bit of a tummy last time I killed him
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Lol, I told Crota to lay off the Guardians Light, or else he was going to get fat.... He didn't listen......