Intro: Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes. Chorus: (Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2 Huff: The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria. Doback: Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you wont go down 'cause my di*k can float! Huff: We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I cum I produce a quart. Doback: Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, there's a nice lady whore, I'd like to swank her. Chorus: (Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2 Huff: Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs! Doback: I'm a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow. Huff: Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I cum in your hair! Doback: Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a di*k in your hand! Anchors away and shiver me timbers, we like to f**k ladies with our 8-inch limbers Huff: Love me hookers who be a curvery, ain't no lemons and limes so contracted the scurvy Doback: Drop the anchor give that ho a shout Huff: Cuz I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout Chorus: (Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2