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Edited by StudyOfWumbo:
1/11/2015 4:02:15 PM
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ITT post different versions of the navy seal copypasta
Canadian version
Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking penguins across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.
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2 RepliesWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little DeeJ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Seventh Column, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on #Destiny, and I have over 300 confirmed mutes. I am trained in argument warfare and I’m the top floodian on Bungie.net. You are nothing to me but just another Newfoman. I will ban you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of Recon, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moderators across the forums and your Private Messages are being traced right now so you better prepare for the shitstorm, fgt. The shitstorm that bans your pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re -blam!-ing banned, kido. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my MLG Razer Keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in Butthurt Feeding, but I have access to the all of the passwords of Bungie.net and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable hard drive off the face of the Universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing banned, kiddo.
