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1/12/2015 10:31:33 PM
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For those asking I am not Xür or the merchant from resident evil, I am many things but I am no copy-cat.
If you want a backstory I'm not giving one, it would be better if you didn't know where I come from or who I am, all you need to know for now is I am a humble merchant.
I will tell you all one thing though, in my time here any attacks made towards me will be regretted, for as you see [b]holds up hands[/b] I have no weapons, even nothing in my bag [b]takes off backpack, turns upside down and shakes it[/b] see? Nothing, however, I have my ways
[b]Sits down and pulls an apple out of backpack to eat[/b]
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[i]I need more. Do you have *whispers in merchant's ear*?[/i]
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Hm, yes [b]pulls item out and hands it to you wrapped in silk[/b] take care with it
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[i]Thank you, human.[/i] *passes an envelope* [i]Take care...[/i]
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Not a human but thank you [b]looks in envelope, stuffs into pocket[/b]
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[i]Not...? Well then. You also have strong magics at work... Either way, the [b]item[/b] will go far.[/i]
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Edited by Ben: 1/12/2015 10:57:16 PM[REDACTED]
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Can you sell me a newer blaster? I've got Credits!
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[b]in-between apple crunching[/b] Sure [b]sets apple aside and starts ruffling through bag[/b] Ah, here we go, pay the credits and take it, I'm trying to eat [b]munch munch munch[/b]
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*throws forty Credits* Because it's still slightly outdated. It's fine though. *slings it over shoulder*
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Edited by Ben: 1/12/2015 10:40:55 PMThat's just what Xur would say. GET HIM
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I just want a nice watch
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*pokes you*
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Only assholes eat apples
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[quote]Only assholes eat apples[/quote]
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Well, then I'm a healthy one
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[quote]Only assholes eat apples[/quote]
