So im walking through the halls, im late for class so im rushing through everyone and for some reason people prefer to stand still in the middle of the damn hall.
So I turn the corner, and some idiots aren't looking where they are going and pop up out of nowhere. So I bump into them and they drop their cups of, what I THINK was coffee it could have been hot chocolate I dunno...
Anyway, so I go "oh shit sorry I didn't see you there" and the asshat just looks at me like fire is about to explode from his head and at this point I knew shit was gonna go down. So he looks at me and yells "prepare for trouble" and at this point everyone is staring and his girlfriend joins in the argument and they start yelling about protecting the world from devastation and uniting all people within our nation, denouncing the evils of truth and love and extending their reach to the stars above. So at this point im backing up cause I don't even know what the -blam!- is going on, but I couldn't run. So they blast off at the speed of light into a full sprint and I can't surrender at this point so I prepare to fight. So Im dodging attacks as fast as lightning bolts when a teacher comes out and tells the two randoms to stop. So they run away yelling something and I was explaining what happened and shit. Anyway, they were trying to hide their identities but the principal found them because they were running away while yelling "team rocket's blasting off again!"
Or whatever...so pretty crazy day...certainly interesting.
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OMFG I died at the pokemon reference.
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Thank you
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Edited by xRADIOACT1V3x: 1/13/2015 10:42:38 PM[spoiler]not a bump[/spoiler]
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Holy shit this is good.
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Edited by MachoWaffle12: 1/15/2015 1:01:51 PMRright when I saw [quote]protecting the world from devastation, uniting all people from in our nation [/quote] I knew It was a pokemon reference
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[quote]prepare for trouble[/quote] Saw that and immediately looked for "And make it double"
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Edited by Young Seagull: 1/15/2015 12:44:26 PMIn the nerdest voice possible YOU WANNA THROW DOWN HOIME G? CUZ DA GANGSTER LIFE IS A LIFE FOR ME!
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Did they have purple and red hair?
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Was looking for bel-air Was disapointed
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lol it's a Pokemon quote
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Cause they didn't drank doritos. Casuals
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Did you use your fatality?
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Hahaha what grade are you in. Next time that happens punch the biggest one in the throat the little one will run away lol
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Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Randoms
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Meowth, that's right!
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That was amazing
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I approve.
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*prepare for trouble* Stopped there, looked at end, ok
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19/10 too much hallway, would lol again-IGN
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I legitimately lol'd. Good for you OP.
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10/10 would hur again
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Creative
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Good one, OP.
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Was not disappointed by this post. 10/10 would blast off again.
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OP did not disappoint. I laughed.
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I wumbo you wumbo he she me wumbo wumbo wumboling