What is the most painful thing that has happened to you physically?
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http://ifunny.co/fun/aPffixkd2 Ik this is on Ifunny but it's not funny. Click this link to see something -blam!-ing insane
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Got my dick stuck in a ceiling fan once.
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A nail going two inches into my foot and having to pull it out myself because my dad didn't believe it went far in
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a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) up my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*sits in a polished black leather chair*
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I got punched in the side of the head a few years back. Blew out my eardrum and was unconscious before I hit the ground, and when I did hit the ground, my head hit the concrete. Went to the hospital with a mild concussion. Had the worst headache of my life and was deaf in my left ear for days. I still have problems with that ear.
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Not as bad as a lot of the ones I've read in this thread, but it has to be when I dropped the iron on my hand whilst it was on. Had a huge blister for weeks.
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Edited by AHeroicKumquat: 1/25/2015 9:47:30 PMWhy the hell am I reading this thread? It's making me cringe practically non stop! I dunno what the worse pain I've had is, but when I was about 9 I was swimming in a swimming pool next to one of those hard ceramic seats in the wall, and it was chipped, so when I went past a chunk of my knee about the size of a 10p coin and about the same depth was gouged out of my knee. The pool staff's solution was to put a plaster on it and pat me on the back...
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When February turned my heart into ashes
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Landing on my kneecaps from 20 feet in the air while snowboarding some asshole decided laying on the landing of the jump was a good idea and i ended up flailing like a psycho to avoid him and came sown straight on my knees.
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I put a dry straw from mcdonalds down my Weiner and it scraped the hell out of the insides
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Not having Doritos with mtn dew!
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The car accident I was in didn't hurt. Regaining consciousness hurt. Plenty of stitches and shit. Thanks mum.
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Gasoline in my eyes
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Got my whole arm stuck in a... [spoiler]vacume cleaner[/spoiler]
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My heart getting kicked in the balls
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Edited by TheFreshPrince: 1/14/2015 4:19:11 PMA wasp stung me in the balls... [spoiler]long story[/spoiler]
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I stapled my wee wee to my boosack one tiem
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On day I went to the dentist. I had a route canal done and the dumb ass forgot to put in the gel. An hour later the nerve is swelling inside my tooth with nowhere to expand too. It was horrible.
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Taco Tuesday one year. Friend brings over a "special hot sauce". Next morning on toilet. Fire shoots from muh bumhole! I'm lucky to be alive.
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Lawn mower+Toe. Dont try it
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The day I completed destiny
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Testicular torsion 2 days before I turned 18. Enough said
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Edited by angry0lbgrampa: 1/25/2015 9:04:38 PMWhile in the Army my femur left the hip socket, and displaced my spine causing a bulging disk. I then continued on for about another 10 miles.