Made my bed this morning, when I saw a huge ass Black Widow Spider crawling on the floor.
It was moving towards the wall to hide.
I went to go get a shoe to squash it, but then it disappeared.
So now I have an animal that can kill me in my sleep, and I can't find it after 10 minutes of searching.
TF DO I DO?
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Call the exterminator, and if they don't come up with anything, burn the house down. It's the only way to be sure. Oh, and you'll collect the insurance for the house, too.