Oh RNGesus, who art in the cloud. Hallowed by thy dice. Thy cryptarch come, Thy rolls be done, On earth as it is in the forums. Give us this day our weekly drops And forgive us our greed as we forgive those gettings exotics they already have And lead us not into cheesing, but deliver us from glitches. For thine is the cryptarch, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever Our father, who art RNGesus, Fickle be thy nature Thy drop rate rise, The crap drops cease In our raids, as well as in our strikes. Give us this day our daily legendaries, And forgive our disbelief, As we forgive guardians who salvage raid gear we need, And lead us not to shaders, But deliver us exotics. For thine are the game mechanics, and the power, and the blame, For ever and ever. Amen