My history teacher explained to the class that cinco de mayo isn't really celebrated in mexico because everyone already knows that they're all mexicans. wtf is the 4th of july in the US then?
girl in 6th grade. "mr E. how cold was the ice age?
and my favorite, "dude did you know eating rose flower petals makes your sh*t purple?"
Edit: "Jessica felt like a snack. so she bought 58 sacks of cheetos. each sack contained 6 bags of cheetos. half of the bags were low fat. one quarter were no fate and the rest were regular fat. each bag contained 78 cheetos. she took a ride to the store to buy them which took 5 trips. how many cheetos did she buy?" WHO THE HECK MAKES THOSE WORD PROBLEMS
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27144 Cheetos. That fat tub of lard bought 27144 Cheetos in 5 trips. 5428.8 per trip. That's 11.6 sacks of Cheetos per trip. 468 per sack. She probably wrote the problem because all she can do now is sit there on life support from heart failure and clogged arteries using voice-recognition software like Dragon to write math problems that she is too lazy to answer on her own.
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I laughed so hard on that
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Or you can just choose option D. Too many
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But did you find "x"
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Edited by Pcsolyar: 1/15/2015 8:42:36 AMYeah. It's right there in your post. [quote]But did you find "x"[/quote] [quote]find "x"[/quote] [quote]"x"[/quote] [quote]x[/quote]