My history teacher explained to the class that cinco de mayo isn't really celebrated in mexico because everyone already knows that they're all mexicans. wtf is the 4th of july in the US then? girl in 6th grade. "mr E. how cold was the ice age? and my favorite, "dude did you know eating rose flower petals makes your sh*t purple?" Edit: "Jessica felt like a snack. so she bought 58 sacks of cheetos. each sack contained 6 bags of cheetos. half of the bags were low fat. one quarter were no fate and the rest were regular fat. each bag contained 78 cheetos. she took a ride to the store to buy them which took 5 trips. how many cheetos did she buy?" WHO THE HECK MAKES THOSE WORD PROBLEMS