27144 Cheetos. That fat tub of lard bought 27144 Cheetos in 5 trips. 5428.8 per trip. That's 11.6 sacks of Cheetos per trip. 468 per sack. She probably wrote the problem because all she can do now is sit there on life support from heart failure and clogged arteries using voice-recognition software like Dragon to write math problems that she is too lazy to answer on her own.