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Edited by Vodka7up:
1/16/2015 10:08:05 AM
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WORST NIGHTFALL EVER
Stage 1: fiancée goes ballistic because she says I play too much. Drama ensues. Thankfully i played this part a good number of times so i was able to get through it - only if just barely.
Stage 2: Dinner at the inlaws. Pretty easy, done this like a million times already and know exactly how to cheese it. Don't care if anyone tells me i should play it legit, my fireteam partner wasn't very cooperative anyway. Mic was on but didn't really talk that much.
Final stage: having to watch TV while wanting to play to avoid further drama. Not easy at all. Almost succumbed to the darkness (sleep) but managed to get through it.
REWARDS:
- Increased frustration gains for however long it takes before i can play again;
- A piece of cake
- NO SEX (WTF Bungie!! Really???)
So typical that we bust our asses off and get nothing but crap at the end!
BUNGIE PATCH YOUR GAME ALREADY!
EDIT: Trending! Didn't really expect it! Glad you enjoyed it :)
EDIT 2: 69 likes wink wink :)
EDIT 3: Day 2, 200+ likes! Thanks for your comments! Its great to see there are many others with relationship difficulty modifiers when trying to fight the darkness!
EDIT 4: Broke the 300 likes barrier! So glad i could give you a chuckle or at least something you can relate to! Thank you guardians, keep'em coming!
EDIT 5: Whaaaat?! 440 likes! Can we make it to 500?
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6 RepliesThe Wife grimoire card reminds us of the dangers: [quote]Wife Grimoire Card: Deep in the home of Guardians, the fabric of reality bends to the will of the Wife. Husbands speak in tones of awe of the Wife - a creature that seems to possess a dreaded, almost unimaginable strength: an ontological weapon. Like the Girlfriend and the Fiance, the Wives reputedly possess the ability to define what is and is not real. Whatever they perceive becomes subject to erasure at their will. Until a countermeasure can be found, Husbands must avoid their gaze at all costs - or reply to any detection with immediate, overwhelming force. The Wives' ability must be tied to the nature of the the household hierarchy. We can take some solace in the clear fact that women cannot manifest this power in the world outside. [/quote]
