I was never adopted as a noob, probably because of my derpy face and reckless attitude, so I was forced to grow on my own and learn to survive the hard way. I won some, I lost some, and sometimes I got the crap beaten out of me. However I carried and when I thought I was down for the count (a k/d ratio of 0.1), I met my father figure, who saved me from the depths of noob-topia and trained me in the art of quick scoping. I am now a well aging level 15 with a proper head on his shoulders. I'm even thinking of adopting myself in my golden years. I am here to tell all the noobs who feel overwhelmed that there is hope and that you will find your mentor. And last of all I would like to thank my loving father figure, XxXxPussyDestroyerUltraDildo69-420XxXx