If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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I think most missed the #satire. I hope the #hotpockets hasn't been ignored. That would be shameful.
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You know it was sold on like the 4th week right?
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Still a better love story than twilight.
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I saw so many getting the icebraker on the strikes and i never got one, but finally!!!! Got one!!! Wooohooo!!!
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If you don't buy the ice breaker than you're not thinking smart.
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I bought two icebreakers to spite you
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I'm concerned.
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This guy must be stuck in a role play
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Stopped reading once you claimed years.
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You into hotpockets, are ya..?
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Pathetic
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Lame satire post is lame.
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It's RNG. You don't "earn" anything in this game. You get lucky. And buying an icebreaker doesn't make you a noob
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You suck
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Trololololollll
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[spoiler]#satire ya dummies lol[/spoiler]
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#Satire win.
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Why? Look man I had coins so I bought it and if they sold gjallahorn I'd encourage people get it. I got my gjallahorn on nightfall but it took me forever it seems to get it
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Lol i spent years. Nice. Shots fired towards the idiots that bash on people who bought IB
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[spoiler]tears collected[/spoiler]
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The only thing earned in this game is what xur sells becauy you have to play the heroic strike to earn coins so u can buy xurs wrapoms and gear. Everyone who got it from rng did not earn it they were just lucky.
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What's funny is that everyone uses #satire, but I guarantee they just say that because they are genuinely mad about xur selling the icebreaker
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Amazing how many people over look the satire hashtag on this. Seriously people, it's a joke, get over yourselves. Take it for what it is worth, a poke at the elitist a in the community. I for one applaud this post, well played sir, well played indeed.
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Sarcasm doesn't relate well in forums, especially if there is no hint of it in text, just in tags. Reading this was total waste of time again.
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Go outside
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I got all three of my ice breakers from RNG. Clearly RNG didn't favor you getting an icebreaker because as soon as you got it RNG started a countdown to xur selling ice breaker again. Btw where were you when he sold ice breaker before?